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Alfie
12:39 Sat Apr 16
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I possess knickers made of wheat, the stringy type that go up your bum. Saucy ones.
Ive had several parties like its 1997. Two years before your new years eve do. At raquels. I partied like it was 1994 up hats in paycoke road, basildon, while geezers with pony tails were being stabbed outside.
I wore a cap made of fucking out of season strawberries, like it was 1996
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Alfie
12:35 Sat Apr 16
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He thought he was so fucking cool with his raspberry beret. His 1999. His lar di dar
Fuck that mate. When i turnt up with me gooseberry bonnet, i knew id done him.
I outstyled him that night, i twinned the bonnet with earrings of pomegranate and a banana neckerchief.
He didnt stand a fucking chance in the fruit hat wars, becuase i am now and always will be the king and apex of fruit clothing style. Everyone knows it, few admit it
Ive got pants made of grape garlands, and ive shit him and his raspberry beret. Ive worn a hood of satsumas, , get him in touch, come on. Lets dance.
Come on prince, i will destroy you with my fruit and food wearable clothes range.
Dippy egg trousers: ham vests
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yngwies Cat
12:31 Sat Apr 16
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Charley boy?
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mentor
12:28 Sat Apr 16
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Fuck the prince, how's Katey'
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